I was going to upload this on Monday, but the irony of the title and date were too good to pass up.

The nucleus of this piece was the initial progression (x30052 to 022x50), which I played shortly after slicing my finger on a broken glass... the second glass of that set I broke that day. I felt like the tragicomedy I acted in should have been commemorated with a piece of music.

This is in standard tuning.