I’m gonna save the planet
My drink’s infused with pomegranate
I’ll be the U.S. President
Man, I love these antioxidants

And how this makes me feel
I’m the man, the Man of Steel
Bullets can’t harm me
But oh, how it makes me pee

(This is a bathroom break)

My energy can’t be ignored
Though I’m not sure that I can afford
The three bottles a day it takes
To keep me from getting the shakes

Look how this makes me look
Just two quarts is all it took
I don’t mean to be so brash
But hear me out before I crash

First you hit a high
Then you hit a low, low, low, low, low

🍎   / gary-brolsma  
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Special thanks to Joe Mangano