I will present to you how to quit League of Legends in a simple 2 step plan. First, is Understanding your predicament. Only through acknowledging your current situation will you be able to rid yourself of League of Legends. 2nd step is the Action phase. In order to be a happy member of society with no more shackles holding you down. Then at last, the world shall know peace.


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Step 1 Understanding

How did we come to this point? For this one we have to go back to the very beginning. You see, modern games aren’t made like they used to be. A game’s development decisions are driven by dermatologists, podiatrists, and horologists. Who all study human behavior to produce the most addictive game possible. Everything from the music, art and sound design have been crafted with human psychology in mind. All it takes is for you to get a minuscule amount of this game and you are hooked. You can be the average Joe who’s curious about what all the fuss is about on Twitch. Bam they got you. Big fan of that hit Netflix show Arcane? Bam they got you

Getting sucked into League isn’t your fault. There were so many unsuspecting traps in play. You were simply a sea turtle stuck in plastic who lost its way. But now you’ve taken the first step, by clicking on this video. Even after mustering up all the courage you had to be here you still may be having second thoughts. This is completely understandable. I do not fault the unholy sinner. You’ve locked in hundreds of hours. Paid for amazing looking skins. And had at least some degree of good times playing League.

Anyways, you have to see that there are no pros to playing this trash. Money and time spent does not equal a worthy endeavor. Any resemblance of fun one can have in this game is buried under all of the toxic behavior, long matchmaking, poor balance, lackluster rewards, worthless teammates, yuumi’s existence, autofill, and the list continues indefinitely for as long as the game exists. The most important thing to know is that even after winning a game of League you are not filled with joy. But simply relief. That the game is over. You no longer have to hyper focus on every tiny aspect about the game, and can relax in your chair. There are no rewards to look forward to for all the hard work required. Blue Essence is worthless. Xp is worthless. This is the biggest problem because the best case scenario for the game is a tragedy. In the worst case scenarios where you lose due to factors outside of your control. So much time has been wasted. LP lost and a bad sensation all throughout your body. As you were forced in a 30 min game to take L after L until they destroyed your Nexus. This is why people quit.

You deserve better. Sadly, playing League with all of your heart and soul just leads to disappointment.

Step 2 Action Phase

This is where things get serious. Since League has taken a hold of our brains with the strongest of conditioning drastic measures are needed. No more watching League of Legends. We cannot afford to expose the brain to the dopamine conditioning those evil dermatologists have created. Although these are all beautiful talented individuals, they tend to highlight the positives of League. Then all of a sudden you are back to smoking a pack a day. You cannot be allowed to associate fun with League.

ahem Sorry about that. I’m back to my senses now. Upon further inspection LOL as a job is not an option. I present to you Exhibit A) Riot’s champion Tyler1, Big Tonka T, Multi-role, Multi-server Challenger player. This is the biggest current LOL streamer. Even to be acknowledged by Riot themselves for his accomplishments. Well, I want you to look at him now. In his dark sad room. His eyes devoid of any happiness, as he is slowly eaten away by his chair. This is the fate that awaits us in our current path. Fear not however, as there is still time for salvation.

The world shall know peace. We shall seek the light. The uninstallment of League commences. Do not worry as this is a step we shall take together. After the ritual you shall be a Cleansed soul once again.