Who is the better writer: Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin or Dune author Frank Herbert? Today we find out, through an objective, indisputable process of mathematical calculation.

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0:00 Intro
6:00 Beginning with protagonist in bed
8:03 Adjectives
12:27 Start novel before important events
17:51 Tenses
18:12 Not using "Said"
19:53 Eye on the market
21:31 Misuse apostrophe’s
24:51 Unlikely love interests
32:10 Mix metaphors
39:06 Orphans
43:29 Everything sudden
47:54 Present your research as dialogue
54:23 Genre
58:24 Fail to contextualise dialogue
1:04:36 The wrong hero
1:17:14 Semicolons
1:21:27 Explain the plot all at once
1:25:04 Multiple POVs in one scene
1:29:47 Formatting
1:32:01 Characters based on real people
1:37:39 Sex
1:44:19 Dramatic … ellipses …
1:48:41 Self-aggrandising autobiography
1:51:53 Matter-of-fact tone
1:57:08 Thesaurus
2:01:47 Bully one character
2:08:39 Signpost twists
2:11:15 Refuse to resolve mysteries
2:15:13 Genuinely evil villain
2:21:31 Outside comfort zone
2:28:25 Characters explain themselves
2:32:01 Unexpected moral
2:35:21 Exclaim!
2:36:11 Recap previous book
2:38:07 Onomatopoeia
2:40:45 Fate as a plot device
2:44:54 Burn through your plot
2:47:42 Hard to distinguish characters
2:49:35 Keywords for online visibility
2:51:10 Write yourself into a corner
2:52:44 Write yourself out of a corner
2:56:04 Quotation marks
2:56:40 Describe wrong things
3:00:12 Censorship
3:02:22 Drop in and out of dialogue
3:03:40 Specific reference points
3:05:17 Radio dialogue
3:05:45 Romanticise places
3:08:54 Missing during editing
3:10:28 Conclusion