TRANSCRIPTION/LYRICS BELOW. By editing together three different performances of the piece for elementary school students (found at    • Frank DeLima "why do we need an educa...   &    • Frank Delima 1 of 2   &    • Legendary comic Frank De Lima chats w...  ), I tried to create a nice video version of this classic bit that's easy to watch and enjoy. I, like many other people who grew up with this, was surprised to find out how difficult it was to find this particular song. You can also find a great performance of Peanut Butter Jelly here:    • Feed Me a Story - Frank De Lima - Pea...  

TRANSCRIPTION/LYRICS:
Put your hands on your laps!

We're gonna go hunting for a pig that knows karate.
And the pig is 500 pounds.
And it has long, sharp tusks and big eyes...
... and we're gonna go through tall grass...
... and we're gonna get to the pig,
and the pig is gonna see us...
... and it's gonna start charging us...
... and ATTACK!

You still wanna go hunting?

(YEAH!!!)

Dooon't say I didn't waaaarn yoooou~

'Kay. The name of the pig is "buta". Say "bu"!

(Bu!)

"Ta"!

(Ta!)

'Kay, Japanese people,
when they say, "pig", they say "buta".
So, how do Japanese say, "pig"?

(Buta!)

What does "buta" mean?

(Pig!)

All right, here we go.
Repeat after me:

Going on a buta hunt!
(Going on a buta hunt!)

Going on a buta hunt!
(Going on a buta hunt!)

Take a plastic bag...
(Take a plastic bag...)

Open it...
(Open it...)

Uhp! Wrong side!
(Uhp! Wrong side!)

Ahh...
(Ahh...)

Put in a canoe...
(Put in a canoe...)

Take the bento...
(Take the bento...)

Open it...
(Open it...)

Mmm...
(Mmm...)

Musubi...
(Musubi...)

Teri chicken...
(Teri chicken...)

Mix vegetables...
(Mix vegetables...)

Half-orange...
(Half-orange...)

Half-apple...
(Half-apple...)

Half-grape...
(Half-grape... ?)

[NOTE: Sometimes, Frank adds, "Half... persimmonimmonimmonimmonimmon."]

Close the bento...
(Close the bento...)

Put it in the plastic bag...
(Put it in the plastic bag...)

Tie it up...
(Tie it up...)

... throw it over the shoulder!
(... throw it over the shoulder!)

Going on a buta hunt...
(Going on a buta hunt...)

Going on a buta hunt...
(Going on a buta hunt...)

Uh oh!...
(Uh oh!...)

A lake...
(A lake...)

A big lake...
(A big lake...)

A gigantic lake...
(A gigantic lake...)

A humongous lake...
(A humongous lake...)

A colossal lake...
(A colossal lake...)

A BAMBUCHA lake...
(A BAMBUCHA lake...)

... We have to cross the lake.
(... We have to cross the lake.)

Take the plastic bag...
(Take the plastic bag...)

Open it...
(Open it...)

Take out the canoe...
(Take out the canoe...)

... throw it in the water!
(... throw it in the water!)

Oh, no!
(Oh, no!)

A hole in the canoe!
(A hole in the canoe!)

A big hole.
(A big hole.)

A gigantic hole.
(A gigantic hole.)

A humongous hole.
(A humongous hole.)

A colossa' hole.
(A colossa' hole.)

A BAMBUCHA hole.
(A BAMBUCHA hole.)

... Water coming in.
(... Water coming in.)

... MORE water coming in.
(... MORE water coming in.)

... GALLONS of water coming in.
(... GALLONS of water coming in.)

... BARRELS of water coming in.
(... BARRELS of water coming in.)

... canoe is going down.
(... canoe is going down.)

... bloop...
(... bloop...)

... ba-loop...
(... ba-loop...)

... ba-LOOP...
(... ba-LOOP...)

... BAH-LOOOOP...
(... BAH-LOOOOP...)

... Canoe is gone.
(... Canoe is gone.)

... I guess we have to swim!
(... I guess we have to swim!)

Get set!...
(Get set!...)

Get ready!...
(Get ready!...)

... DIVE!
(DIVE!)

Front!
(Front!)

Stroke!
(Stroke!)

Back!
(Back!)

Stroke!
(Stroke!)

Baby!
(Baby!)

Finger!
(Finger!)

Stroke!
(Stroke!)

Doo doo doody doody doody doo...
(Doo doo doody doody doody doo...)

... Fshyoo!
(Fshyoo!)

... A coconut tree!
(... A coconut tree!)

... We must climb the tree.
(... We must climb the tree.)

Do re mi fa so la ti do~
(Do re mi fa so la ti do~)

WOAAAAHHH...
(WOAAAAHHH...)

... WOAAAAHHH!
(... WOAAAAHHH!)

WOAAAAHHH...
(WOAAAAHHH...)

... WAOAOAH!
(... WAOAOAH!)

Boomboomboomboom boomboomboomboom boomboomboomboom...
(Boomboomboomboom boomboomboomboom boomboomboomboom...)

Grasslands ahead~
(Grasslands ahead~)

Buta must be hiding there~
(Buta must be hiding there~)

Down the coconut tree~
(Down the coconut tree~)

... Do ti la so fa mi re...
(... Do ti la so fa mi re...)

... DOOOOOOOO.
(... DOOOOOOOO.)

Shhh shhh shhh shhh...
(Shhh shhh shhh shhh...)

\*SNORT SNORT*
(*SNORT SNORT*)

\*SNORT SNORT*
(*SNORT SNORT*)

I hear buta~
(I hear buta~)

Shhh shhh...
(Shhh shhh...)

I see buta~
(I see buta~)

The buta see me~
(The buta see me~)

HE COMING AFTA ME~
(HE COMING AFTA ME~)

DIG OUT!
(DIG OUT!)

SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH!
(SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH!)

UPthecoconuttreeDOWNthecoconuttree
divefrontstrokebabyfingerstroke--

Aahhh...
(Aahhh...)

END of buta hunt.