Martin and Matt as the unfortunate bobbies bringing bad news in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show 'Bruiser' (2000) starring Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman, Matt Holness, Charlotte Hudson, David Mitchell and Robert Webb.

Oh, David opening that door. It's totally not weird if I want him to be MY father? ...yeah, it kinda is. :|

Clip is from episode 2