Is it red shell ? Is it blue shell ?
You decide spidahman.
Are we gonna live or die ?

So i was playing Mario Kart 8 the other day and I seen a Bowser - a gay bowser - falling off the track on rainbow road. He seemed to be a bit frustrated, as if he had gotten hit by a red shell and then someone rammed him off the side with a piranha plant. So after watching him struggle for a while I decide to go over and lend a helping hand ya know? "Hello Gay Bowser, can i be of any assistance? It seems to me you have lost something. I would like to help you find it."

He replied .... "oh yes, you have lost something" ...

"you've lost ....."

"your place"

"you're in 12th place now"