Martin Freeman as the juvenile Pimp in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show Bruiser (2000). I do indeed love "I'm goin'!" and "Tell 'er to put a towel on! ...Oh, she'll catch cold!" :D

All clips are from E01.

Starring: Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman, Matt Holness, Charlotte Hudson, David Mitchell and Robert Webb