Matt Raichous as Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Goofy Goof

Beat by Manolo
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous
Art by WAN

DOOF
Ah, Goofy Goof, how completely unexpected
About as unexpected as you having sex is
Forgotten for some Ducklings, Disney’s not treating you well
Almost put you out to pasture, does that ring a Clarabelle
Your Troop of Goof’s been left behind, while Heinz is flying high
Tried to be in your son’s life, but never seeing I 2 I
A dated slapstick schtick with the IQ of a log
They may call me Doof, but you’re real Dippy, Dawg
Second fiddle to a rodent, so you’ll never be owning me
When I kill it on the beat like there’s a platypus controlling me
‘Cause if you were the mascot, there’d be mass hysteria
You can’t beat the future ruler of the Tri-State Area

GOOF
It’s not hard to imagine another mammal beating Doof
When I hit you with a flow that’s been passed down from Goof to Goof
If you wanna rule the world, you’re gonna need something greater
(Gwarsh) Maybe you should try to invent a good-flow-inator
Got so many backstories to make your audience bawl
Now you’re stuck doing cameos, call it Milo Murphy’s Law
Living in your brother’s shadow left you growing up disruptive
I don’t even need to diss you, you’re already self-destructive
You’re bad at being bad, so un-evil it isn’t funny
Using up you’re alimony like “where’s all my hyucking money”
The inators are buggy, because the doctor is nutty
You’re a substandard dad, while my son, Maxie, loves me