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0:00 Introduction
0:02 FAMILY MYSTERIES POISONOUS PROMISES
0:19 Prologue The Yacht Party
1:01 COLLECTOR'S EDITION
11:15 SUMMARY TIME
11:54 To the makeup office!
13:44 To the warehouse!
16:30 Hitching a ride GTA-style
24:11 Tomb Raider vibes
29:21 To the yacht, Dr. Watson!
34:09 The Lipstick