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I updated “Oklahoma!” for the internet age, and the delightful Curt Mega joined in the fun. Of course, this was safely filmed last month.

Normally I'd tell you to ring the notification bell, but given the content of the video, that might be too much irony. ;)

#musical #Oklahoma #parody

** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Performer: Whitney Avalon (  / whitneyavalon  ,   / whitneyavalon  , http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)

Performer: Curt Mega (   / curtmega  )

Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Cristián R. Villagra
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Art Director: Kim Brunner
Hair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro
Key Grip: Billy Brenner
Recording Engineer: Dirty Hollywood
Assistant Editor: Kate West
Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
*Based on the original by Rodgers & Hammerstein

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** LYRICS **

There's a bright little screen with me always
There's a bright little screen with me always
The memes are as new as this morning's fresh poo
And I swear that the clickbait grows less and less true
Oh, what a beautiful TikTok
Oh, what a beautiful song
Someone expressed an opinion?!
Let me explain why they're wrong

OK boomer, it's the insult sweeping the whole net
Is it ageist? Sure! Is it immature?
It's as childish as a phrase can get! And yet...
OK boomer is a fair phrase for a battle cry
'Cause for what it's worth, they ruined earth
So it's salty but where is the lie?
We mock folks by saying they're old
As if "old" is mean comedy gold
And when we say
'Yep! You're out of touch today!'
We're only saying
We value youth over wisdom
Um boomer, OK

Don't stan me publicly
Don't retweet me right away
Don't name me your #ManCrushMonday
People will say we're in love!
Don't heart my Insta gems
(I don't--)
That's something you're guilty of
Sweetheart, slide out of my DMs
People will say we're in...

What?
It might just be a question of not knowin' what's polite
I've had my own phone since I was four
I've skimmed a lot of stories and I reckon they are right
Addiction keeps us coming back for more
I know that I oughta try to quit
But when I hear that dinging, I forget!
I'm just a girl who cain't say 'No'
Got to know what's going on!
I'll let it interrupt my flow
Till all my focus is gone
(Can you--)
When a person tries to talk to me
I'm looking down, they cannot see my face
And even when it didn't buzz
I sometimes still will check it just in case!
It's just a Pavlovian show
I thought we all understood
Notifications are good
I won't turn them off, though I should
I could say 'No!'
OK boomer


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