Little Mac vs. Champion Red - Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgia [SCRAPPED]
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 Published On Premiered Jul 9, 2023

After watching Rayyan's rewritten Mario vs. Link, I decided I wanted to rewrite this battle to make it the best battle it could be

BUT

I didn't want the work that went into this to go to waste, so enjoy this storyboard I made for it a while ago
I hope you enjoy :)

Matt Raichous as Little Mac and Pokemon Champion Red

Beat by Veysigz
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous
Springman Model by Vexik

LYRICS:
*MAC*
Standing in the ring, taking over for your rival
It’s the underdog, from the Bronx, taking home to title
So call me the Champion, I’ve already won the belt, kid
You’re not even close to the weakest fighters I’ve dealt with
You peaked in Kanto, so go ahead and hit the bricks
Before I power up and KO your whole team of six
Training for years, only to measure up with weak strats
Your Pokemon combined couldn’t match up to my speed stat
You’ll be struggling, knowing that you can’t beat me
Duck, dodge, and weave, while you’re running out of PP
I’m no Spring Man, but call me the Bouncer
Cuz I’ll be in your face more than random encounters
Let’s see you take a Star Punch without fainting, hot shot
Leave Genwunners crying as you’re toppled off the top spot
You know, I’d be looking forward to hearing your verse
If you didn’t force your pets to do all of your dirty work

*RED*
Ring the bell, somebody needs to sit back
You won’t win by hyperventilating on the track
‘Cause your weak raps can’t hit me, the Glass Joe of dissing
Risked your whole career for Donkey Kong to leave your head spinning
Pay attention to the date, ‘cause your championship’s a joke
So low on stamina, I’m not surprised that you started to choke
I took over Johto, represent the post game
While you lie in wait, rotting away in Ultimate post fame
Trying to fix all your problems with one solution
A base stat boxer with an ugly mega evolution
It’s easy to see why your franchise was canned
When everything you do could be copied by Hitmonchan
When I beat the league, I did it for myself
You achieved glory to flex in front everybody else
And everyone knows, you’re doing it just for show
Since you let yourself go hanging out with Captain Rainbow

*MAC*
With how often you’re remastered, it’s crazy you’re still the same
But then with the newest remake, you ended up replaced
I’m guessing Nintendo was getting tired of your face
‘Cause the fans said “Let’s Go” and Pokemon gave a Chase
Games started a spark, but like Charizard, it went out
Send you to the Poke Center, I don’t even need a ten count
Couldn’t slow me down even with your status effects
Cut you from the franchise like half of the Pokedex

*RED*
I’m a self made champ, as a legend, I’m respected
You’re a piteous kid that every trainer left rejected
And I’m thriving as franchise, while your series is neglected
Always making little changes, while my formula’s perfected
I don’t need to charge a meter up to K.O. my opponents
My foes tremble before me, yours are leaving your bruised and swollen
Your whole concept is stolen, but that topic’s a little Rocky
Not a haymaker in sight, quit boxing, you’ve gotten sloppy

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