Matt Raichous as Preston and Sissel
Crowd Vocals by Matt Raichous, Mavi Kartal, garbageGothic, ThanosQuack, Clever Chaos, and CornCob
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Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

LYRICS:
SISSEL (0:21 - 0:52)
Must’ve died again, but where am I at? (huh)
Looking around, it’s some recycled DOOM map.
Says here it’s the “Prestonian Catacombs”
Where some eldritch time demon is roaming, sad and alone (oh)
You were Hopeful that your lab would make a difference
But your Hourglass obsession led to your Dreadful deliverance
Maybe Kevin was right, you’re just a Looney Tune dweeb
Running over fan blade like I run it on the beat
I don’t need my Ghost Tricks to make this battle a breeze
I’m dry roasting this freak, I’ll beat a peanut with ease
Spent years on your research to leave your legacy demolished
Yeah, I bet you’re so proud of what you’ve accomplished.

PRESTON (0:52 - 1:13)
No shit, Sherlock! You best quit your bitchin’ (ah!)
‘Cause I’m about to drown you in a sea of disses (ah!)
Leave you like Michael when you talk about my Hourglass
This hour is your last, ‘cause I’m about to beat your fuckin ass!
So let’s see how fucking fast you can run
‘Cause I’m chasing you down, shit’s about to get fun!
Dement you like Dimitrius when you’re steppin’ to me
You’re unwelcome in my Catacombs, so fuck off and leave!

SISSEL (1:13 - 1:23)
I think your colleagues would agree, you should get your anger in check
Started out with broken noses, now you’re breaking peoples’ necks
With your need for attention and self-righteous presence
No wonder divorce was your last Christmas present.

PRESTON (1:23 - 1:44)
If you see me in the halls, better turn and run away
But you can never hide, Preston always catches his prey!
You’re pissing me off, and you’re shit out of luck
It’s killing time! I’m gonna fuck you up!
TIME IS FUCKING TICKING! (PRESTO!)
YOU’RE A FUCKING PUSSY! (PESO!)
GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST BITCH! (OH SHIT!)
WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE! (COVID!)